Graphic Illustrator

Anthony Beard

Graphic Illustrator … Designer … Intergalactic Man of Action

Born during a volcanic eruption, Anthony Beard is a mountain of a man at 5 foot 8 inches and weighs in at a mind-numbing 160+ pounds. He began his artistic career by never taking an art class in high school or college, and it shows.

After graduating from college and saddling his parents with debt, Anthony hit the ground running by getting fired every three months from each job he managed to land. After three years of historic job hemorrhages (including, but not limited to: Mail Clerk, Graphic Designer, Unemployment Beneficiary, Web Designer & Substitute Teacher), he was nuzzled into the warm inviting bosom of the New Albanian Brewing Company as a pizza mechanic.

After a four-year stint in pizza repair, Anthony was promoted to deck-hand/cellerman. He then moved to New Zealand for six months on a diplomatic mission. After deeply offending the Maori people he was asked to crawl back to the United States as punishment. Upon his return, The NABC awarded him with the title of drawer/graphic illustrator, and he clutches it in his horrid talons to this very day.

If Anthony hadn’t made it at the New Albanian Brewing Company, he probably would have made a career out of disappointing his parents, which he still does from time to time as side work.

Anthony’s main artistic influences include beer, whiskey, and whiskey. One piece of advice he would like to give all aspiring beer label designers is that there are some pretty good tutorial videos on Youtube, especially on how the pen tool works in Adobe Illustrator. In his spare time he punches destiny in the ear hole. He also won forty bucks in a poker game last week, which is pretty awesome. His favorite food is peanut butter, but not the crunchy kind. His tears taste of regret, failure, and salt. Please do not try to contact him, ever. The doctors don’t know what it is yet, but it’s probably not good, and it might be contagious.